[still sounds a little hoarse from soaking in acid for several hours but besides that he sounds just as bitter and irritated as usual]

...Any medics available right now? [cough cough

Awkward Jack is awkward at asking for help. His poor, poor pride.

Quick, this post needs a distraction from medicrequests!]

Alright. This has been bugging the ( Read more... )

[HEY LOOK IT'S JACK and uh he. doesn't seem to notice the video is on, if the weird angle and the fact that he isn't hiding his missing left arm are any sign. But hey, it's an intentional post at least ( Read more... )

[Oh look, it's Jack! Bleeding. Again. He is now covered in a fuckload of scratches and cuts and his shoulder wound seems to have split open again. This combined with his species' miraculous ability to spew fountains of blood without dying means he is covered in a ridiculous amount of it ( Read more... )

I know this is probably starting to sound like a broken record, but if there are any medics out there that Jack hasn't pissed of yet...

He really needs help.

[They both do. Ramona's hands are burnt and blistery, as well as her left leg and arm, and her feet ( Read more... )

[Today Jack sounds terrible, like he's been, say, feverish and vomiting bacon and peanutbutter for the last hour or so. Suite-34-mates, I hope none of you needed to use the bathroom today.]

Ram. Whisky, bathroom. PleaseSprite-Jade don't fucking eat that bacon, it's some kind of trap ( Read more... )

( non-ic cut for courier )

( private to Dave, 20% )

[WHO'S THIS DOUoh yeah, human!Jack. A lot of you are used to this already, so w/e. He still has the gold collar and everything. Except that robotic-looking left arm is kinda new, as is the unprototyped eyescar. Is that eye glowing?? He's also wearing that suit like a true pro, complete with hat, which is definitely unusual. Jack usually goes out of ( Read more... )

[Jack looks like absolute shit-- he's pissed, sick, and gold-collared. Also, there is extremely loud banging and muffled screaming coming from the background. More on that later.

When Jack speaks his voice is incredibly raspy, but he's screaming as best he can anyway. It is the only way he can express his rage right now.]

What the fuck is going ( Read more... )

[The video is switched on by Jack hurling the faciliberry across the room. After some drunken giggling and a couple seconds of the floor, the video bursts into green static-- leading to a shot of the wall, another burst of static, and finally a view of Jack and John from a nearby table ( Read more... )